(A man you don’t know from the hole in your ass walks into a Family Dollar store in Trenton, NJ. The man proceeds to walk over to where the shampoo is, he opens the bottle and pours a dab of it into his hand, removes his hat and places the dab of shampoo on his head. He then replaces his hat, puts the rest of the bottle back and proceeds to walk out the door without paying for or even stealing the entire bottle of shampoo.)

(The end)