A dark subterranean room, dingy, dark  and full of a bunch of useless crap that is no longer needed for anything.  The silence is shattered as “With Or Without You” By U2 begins blaring from seemingly nowhere.

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I’ll wait for you


I suddenly come down the stairway almost dancing  into the room carrying a portable stereo. Once more dressed half as The Joker complete with the green hair and make up, and half as myself with an Armani suit and freshly trimmed goatee. The music continues to play as I proceed to begin making an explosive device mixing a variety of chemicals and other ingredients together.

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you

With or without you
With or without you

Through the storm we reach the shore
You gave it all but I want more
And I’m waiting for you

I begin dancing with a decapitated mannequin and singing the song to it.

Tees: With or without you, With or without you I can’t live With or without you

I dip the mannequin and continue singing the song over Bono’s vocals

Tees: And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you giveAnd you give  And you give yourself away

I throw the mannequin to the floor and continue building the bomb I’d later use to “blow” up that van with the couple inside. Unknown to the audience they had it coming. An eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth a life for a life I always say.

My hands are tied, my body bruised
She’s got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away

With or without you
With or without you
I can’t live
With or without you

With or without you
With or without you
I can’t live
With or without you
With or without you

Ooooooooo
Ooooooooo
Ooooooooo

With or without you
With or without you
I can’t live
With or without you
With or without you

Uuuu
Uuuu

Fade out

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