(I am currently sitting in a dark room watching videos of Randy Savage’s greatest matches, moments and promos. A highlight package if you will. I am dressed in a dark blue colored Ralph Lauren Polo shirt and a pair of dark tan khaki’s with a pair of raisin colored boat shoes and tan socks. I pause the footage and begin speaking.)

Big Daddy Tees: You know Randy you’ve had a truly epic career. Your legendary battles with Hulk Hogan, Tito Santana, Ricky Steamboat, Ric Flair, The Ultimate Warrior and countless others will live on in the hearts and minds of the fans for generations to come. Make no mistake about it you are without a doubt one of the all time greats, one of the best that there has ever been or for that matter will ever be. But you know what they say all good things must sooner or later come to an end, and your hall of fame career comes to a close this coming Saturday night when you set foot in the ring against the greatest of all time aka your WWF champion, King and supreme ruler Big Daddy Tees.

(I pause and take a sip of water.)

Big Daddy Tees: It’s going to pain me to do what I’m going to have to do this Saturday night but you have no one to blame for what’s going to happen to you but yourself. You signed the contract and agreed to put your career on the line in exchange for a title shot. I thought I made myself clear no one and I do mean no one, that includes you are taking this title from me.

Big Daddy Tees: Let’s see Randy you haven’t won a match in months. You lost to Raven, then you failed to win the Royal Rumble which was won by yours truly. And you’ve been on a losing streak since that time losing cleanly to everyone you’ve been in the ring with. And yet you somehow end up with a title shot? It just doesn’t make sense. Jack Tunney has it in for me. Ever since I won the title he’s been looking for ways to get it off of me. Booking me against mystery opponents, turning my friends against me and now putting me in the ring with Randy “Macho Man” Savage when Savage is backed into a corner and has both everything to lose and everything to gain at the same time. But once more Tunney’s plan will backfire and I’ll prevail, coming out on top as I always do. You have been warned Randy old boy and the bell now tolls for you and when bells start tolling heads start rolling see you on Saturday night.

(Scene fades out as I go back to reliving more of Savage’s incredible career.)

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